the problem with rich people is that i am not one
ya but have u ever seen brown eyes when they’re in the sun??? they literally turn gold like screw those ass blue and green motherfuckers gettin all the love
excuse you, my eyes are blue and in the sun they get a steely gray glint just around the pupil and they look pretty damn awesome.
orphan black has one white straight dude main character and they call him “big dick paul” and that’s literally all you need to know about why orphan black is my favorite tv show
"All Asians look alike." Uhh it’s not true but let’s be honest for a second, when white people say that you shouldn’t get mad, because we honestly can’t expect them to tell the difference. I can’t even tell white people apart." (x)
After I watch a scary movie I listen to music because no one’s going to die while nicki minaj is playing
when you masturbate twice on the same day