spunkydads:

the problem with rich people is that i am not one

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reblogged from santanasberry, originally from spunkypapa.

inheritedloss:

vulpes-vulpix:

qtiest:

ya but have u ever seen brown eyes when they’re in the sun??? they literally turn gold like screw those ass blue and green motherfuckers gettin all the love

excuse you, my eyes are blue and in the sun they get a steely gray glint just around the pupil and they look pretty damn awesome.

You:

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reblogged from anothergayshark, originally from qtiest.

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reblogged from del-fin, originally from tatianamaslanydaily.

“And I think the first sign you notice when you begin to gain feelings towards a person, is just how easily you get jealous when they give others the attention which you crave.” — Unknown (via exoticwild)

shared 1 hour ago on April/23/2014, with 198,569 notes.
reblogged from yuupsuredid, originally from hannahhpricee.

jon-snow:

orphan black has one white straight dude main character and they call him “big dick paul” and that’s literally all you need to know about why orphan black is my favorite tv show

shared 1 hour ago on April/23/2014, with 4,444 notes.
reblogged from castleoflions, originally from jon-snow.

"All Asians look alike." Uhh it’s not true but let’s be honest for a second, when white people say that you shouldn’t get mad, because we honestly can’t expect them to tell the difference. I can’t even tell white people apart." (x)
shared 1 hour ago on April/23/2014, with 54,685 notes.
reblogged from abgron, originally from henrycavills.

  •  are you gay?
  • straight people: wHAT?! NO! WHAT THE HELL OF COURSE NOT! I MEAN IM COOL WITH GAY PEOPLE BUT NO!!!
  • gay people: hella
  • pan/bi/poly people: ish?
  •  are you straight?
  • straight people: YES????? WHAT ELSE WOULD I BE???? DO I LOOK GAY???? IS IT MY SHIRT????
  • gay people: nah
  • pan/bi/poly people: ish?
shared 1 hour ago on April/23/2014, with 89,414 notes.
reblogged from missdontcare-x, originally from finish-the-game.

“Is fat really the worst thing a human being can be? Is fat worse than vindictive, jealous, shallow, vain, boring, evil, or cruel? Not to me.” — J. K. Rowling  (via missdontcare-x)

shared 2 hours ago on April/23/2014, with 203,906 notes.
reblogged from missdontcare-x, originally from sandflies.

ostracizedpoodle:

After I watch a scary movie I listen to music because no one’s going to die while nicki minaj is playing

shared 2 hours ago on April/23/2014, with 2,969 notes.
reblogged from heyfunniest, originally from ostracizedpoodle.

shared 2 hours ago on April/23/2014, with 124,871 notes.
reblogged from somatrip, originally from scarerants.

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reblogged from burnttongue26, originally from sheepyshavings.

shared 2 hours ago on April/23/2014, with 667 notes.
reblogged from anursingdegreeinfeelings, originally from darkparadiseprodz.

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reblogged from sheislikeadrugtome, originally from rudeasscop.

shared 2 hours ago on April/23/2014, with 56,750 notes.
reblogged from missdontcare-x, originally from kinghudson.

ladygagarbage:

when you masturbate twice on the same day

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shared 3 hours ago on April/23/2014, with 53,700 notes.
reblogged from lolsofunny, originally from ladygagarbage.