Jessica Capshaw » The L Word {4x03}

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  • white girl: i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
  • white boy: come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
  • white girl: you're just trying to scare me.
  • white boy: lmao
  •  they continue walking for a few seconds
  •  *white couple hears noise*
  • white girl: babe what that??
  • white boy: i'll go investigate
  •  *leaves her alone*
  •  *choking noises*
  • white girl: zack!!!
  • white boy: ha ha just kidding!
  • white girl: asshole!
  • white boy: im just playin babe
  • white girl: that wasnt funny but ur still cute
  •  *playful kiss*
  •  *things turn sexy*
  •  *hear noise*
  • white boy: i'll go investigate
  •  *he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*
  •  *maybe a thud*
  • white girl: zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!
  •  *she walks and he dead*
  • white girl: ahhh!!
  •  *killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*
  • white girl: ahhh!!!
  •  *white girl runs*
  •  *dead end*
  •  *hides*
  •  *thinks she free n safe*
  •  *guy catches her*
  •  *cuts her*
  •  *she dead*
  • opening title slashes across screen: BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D
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collarandbones:

So tired of almost canon lesbians. Tired of the tease, tired of the denial, tired of almost enjoying books or t.v. or movies. Tired of loving characters and seeing their lesbian potential and then witnessing the oncoming dick parade.

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mishasminions:

thebanegrimm:

building-an-unstoppable-fist:

noctom-poetom:

kitd-fohs:

salmonslushie:

i saw this on one of those strange little picture slideshow websites so i decided to post it ;) have fun kids

I have found heaven and it’s full of liquor

This is how adults play games lol

im really feelin that sexual jenga and the fucking alcohol chess.

I have my version of the jenga game it’s awesomes

I CAN’T EVEN PLAY JENGA WHEN I’M SOBER

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gwenstacy:

don’t read the comment section on any internet page ever because you will want to set fire to humanity

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missdontcare-x:

The New Kardashians

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tsarbucks:

watching a new tv show after hearing about it on tumblr and then getting addicted to it

image

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“I love sarcastic people with large vocabularies” — (via antiqeu)

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lesbiansandweed:

I can’t remember to forget you..
I keep forgetting I should let you go
But when you look at me, the only memory,
Is us kissing in the moonlight

♚♚

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reblogged from lesbiansandweed, originally from hellyeahrihannafenty.

lameborghini:

my biggest tip that i can offer to anyone is to fake confidence until it’s real

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reblogged from lesbiansandweed, originally from lameborghini.

  • 911: what is your emergency
  • me: hello yes, ilene chaiken killed off dana fairbanks plz arrest her.
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reblogged from felldowntherabbitthole, originally from fuckyesleishahailey.

uhhuhherquotegifs:

This explains so much.

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How tan are you on a scale from:

slutrollins:

image

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